Cheeky Cat Whisperer Gifts

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Police Feline Unit

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Biofelineism

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Cat Towels

Children's Feast.

Hush puppy.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Litter Tray Training

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Cats and gardens.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Cat Reunion

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."