Cheeky Cat Whisperer T-Shirts

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Police Feline Unit

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

Biofelineism

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Hush puppy.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Children's Feast.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Cats and gardens.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Cat Reunion

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Litter Tray Training