Cat Conversationist Pillows

"The date was going well. They had a lot in common. They both hated dogs."

Police Feline Unit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Biofelineism

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Children's Feast.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Cats and gardens.

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Unemotional Support Animal

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Litter Tray Training

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Cat Reunion

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'