Cat Conversation Connoisseur Pillows

Develop Your Social Skills: Try asking about something someone just said....

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Men gossiping

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

White Wine Wisdom (2)

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

"It's only the wind."

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

Bookshop: Our Bestsellers - Empty Phrases

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'

"Hold that afterthought!"

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'This is our real-time chat room.'

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

"The demise of psychoanalysis? Yes, I saw it coming but you know how it is... denial... repression... projection... compartmentalisation..."