Cat Conversation Connoisseur Prints

Develop Your Social Skills: Try asking about something someone just said....

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Men gossiping

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

White Wine Wisdom (2)

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

Bookshop: Our Bestsellers - Empty Phrases

"It's only the wind."

Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. What do "man-to-man talks" usually consist of? What? I've never really had one, I don't think. What usually goes into them? Sports? Shaving? Carburetors? A little of this, a little of that. There's a proper ratio, of course. I'm not good at math.

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

'This is our real-time chat room.'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

"Hold that afterthought!"

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"