Cool Cat Connoisseur Pillows

Real Gone Cat

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"Cat with nine still lives"

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

'You caught 'em. You clean 'em.'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"Okay, who's purring?"

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

"Little be it for me to question the security of our relationship, but isn't that a puppy?"

"I told you you'd made that cat flap too big."

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

'Cats. They want in, they go over the numbers, they want out.'

"It's only the wind."

"I mean it this time Brian, it's either me or the jazz!"

Zen Litter Box

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Hip Operation

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

Like, Real Gone...

"I never heard her say she was leaving you in charge."

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

'And it was at this point when he switched from mouse-based, desktop computers to trackpad laptops.'

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

'Do you know what an octopus is?'