Cat Condo Connoisseur Pillows

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Litter Tray Training

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Pets.

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Cat Hecklers

'What's that humming sound?'

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Pet Cemetery.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Funky Facts: Cats

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

The Emperor has no claws!.. C'mon, let's get him!

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

Artists Cats

Treading a fine lion.

"Cat with nine still lives"

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'