Cat Condo Connoisseur Pillows

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Litter Tray Training

Pets.

Cat Hecklers

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Funky Facts: Cats

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'What's that humming sound?'

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.

The Emperor has no claws!.. C'mon, let's get him!

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

Artists Cats

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"I call it Distressed Feline."

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."