Critter Condo Connoisseur Pillows

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

Biofelineism

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

"It's only the wind."

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

"You're amazing!"

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

101 uses of a dead cat: lectern

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

Smart Asp

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'

"Look who's moved in next door."

'Purple Martin Condos'

Smile!

Biggo Carpet Co.: 'Out cutting a rug'

101 uses of a dead cat: cigarette dispenser

'See, it's very good cat food!'

'Hurray! Ants!'

"You're lucky. Dogs are easy to draw."