Critter Condo Connoisseur Pillows

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

Biofelineism

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

"You're amazing!"

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"It's only the wind."

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

Cat Video Cinema.

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

101 uses of a dead cat: lectern

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

Pavlov's Dog. Pavlov's Cat.

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

Smart Asp

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'

"Look who's moved in next door."

'Purple Martin Condos'

Smile!

101 uses of a dead cat: cigarette dispenser

Biggo Carpet Co.: 'Out cutting a rug'

'Hurray! Ants!'

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'