Critter Comics Fan Pillows

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"She's a miniature."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'Checkmate I think!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Long Dachshund

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

We're barely gonna make it!

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

"It's a combination of your poor performance and my allergies."

Gatorade!

'Police? I'm being stalked.'

"You scared me half to death. That's 4.5 lives!"

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

'Well ok, I'm this handed.'

'It's the Year of the Rabbit...are you going to let your ears grow?'

Raccoon notepad

"If there were some way to move the stool, climb up onto the counter and scale that wall, I know I could position myself in such a way as to pee all over that cat calendar."

Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

I advertised In What Cow Magazine.

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."