Cunning Critter Fan Pillows

'I still enjoy nuts, but... Quiet! Here comes another one.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'I'm huggable!'

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

Gatorade!

"Hi, we're Indri Lemurs and we'd like to become EU members because we're an endangered species! Until then please send us some weapons so we can defend ourselves against extinction!"

'I think I need a zip up pocket.'

Smart Asp

'It's the Year of the Rabbit...are you going to let your ears grow?'

Raccoon notepad

How Snails Are Born

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'

"It was too good to be true when the old cat died! They're just back from the shelter with a kitten..."

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

Snake

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."

"Don't worry about digging under the chicken coop fence: I have a bolt-cutter..."

'She saved the best for last!'

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

Mensa Application Form.

'You should see the bird feeder I built, it's 100% squirrel proof.'

"Cute, my furry little webbed feet! It's freezing in here and would it kill you to throw me a crab claw-cracker or something!?"

Sugar Daddy Long Legs