Cute Critter Enthusiast Pillows

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'I'm huggable!'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

'I think I need a zip up pocket.'

Gee, thanks

Smart Asp

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

Raccoon notepad

'It's the Year of the Rabbit...are you going to let your ears grow?'

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

How Snails Are Born

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

'Hurray! Ants!'

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

"The usual, please, Ken."

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."

"Don't worry about digging under the chicken coop fence: I have a bolt-cutter..."

"Cute, my furry little webbed feet! It's freezing in here and would it kill you to throw me a crab claw-cracker or something!?"

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