Cute Critter Admirer Pillows

'I'm huggable!'

'I think I need a zip up pocket.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Puppy.

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

How Snails Are Born

'I'm trying to write with my thermometer!...'

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

Gee, thanks

'It's the Year of the Rabbit...are you going to let your ears grow?'

Raccoon notepad

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

Hipster Coyote

Weasal

"Don't worry about digging under the chicken coop fence: I have a bolt-cutter..."

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

'You know which one to push Peppy. Push one.'

"I regret letting the cat talk us into signing that NDA."

"Maybe there's something to this Darwin stuff."

"Don't worry, everything is the same, only I fart rainbows."

"Cute, my furry little webbed feet! It's freezing in here and would it kill you to throw me a crab claw-cracker or something!?"