Critter Admirer Pillows

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

"He was a very good boy."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

"He's gone goth"

"Too much concealer?"

What does aloof mean?

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

TSA Noah

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Spring Training

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Dog Park / Cat Park

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'