Critters Appreciator Pillows

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Laboratory Retriever

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

Say cheese!

'I'm huggable!'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Rabbits picknick

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

Romance gets off to a rough start in the Paleozoic era.

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Get ready."

Art Pets

Musical Dog

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

Puppy school vs. kitten school

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

'I think I need a zip up pocket.'

"It's curiosity and your HMO won't cover it."

Meet the Artist.

"I see you're still riding around in one of those peanut guzzlers."

'Can you do anything about this 'Turkey neck' of mine, Doctor?'

Scientist: Flies are as dangerous as diesel exhaust fumes!

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"

'It's all settled. You get the house and car. You get the kids. And you get custody of the canary.'

"Squark! Ooh... ahh... do it again you hot stud!"

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"