Animal Appreciator Pillows

"That one, I think, is a liver spot."

"I see you're still riding around in one of those peanut guzzlers."

'Can you do anything about this 'Turkey neck' of mine, Doctor?'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Laboratory Retriever

Rabbits picknick

Scientist: Flies are as dangerous as diesel exhaust fumes!

"Oh, you wanted help with corporate branding! Sorry, that is not the service I provide..."

'It's all settled. You get the house and car. You get the kids. And you get custody of the canary.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried, 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

Say cheese!

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

'Old icy fingers has touched me for the last time.'

Dog,Man and Teddy Bear

Musical Dog

"Get ready."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Skipping Horse

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

'Bert's dog training.'

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'Yak, yak, yak.'