Animal Appreciators Pillows

"Lean Beef"

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

"Hello? Sharon? Just to let you know that I'm working from home today."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Skipping Horse

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

'Bert's dog training.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Social Distancing Club

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Bears

Dog Park / Cat Park

"He's gone goth"

Spring Training

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

TSA Noah

Family with pets.