Animal Appreciators Pillows

"Lean Beef"

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

"Hello? Sharon? Just to let you know that I'm working from home today."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Skipping Horse

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

'Bert's dog training.'

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Dog Park / Cat Park

Bears

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

TSA Noah

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Spring Training

"He's gone goth"

Family with pets.

"Garbage in, garbage out!"