Dog Appreciators Pillows

Theatre Masks and Butts

Foster failure

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Collies Without Borders

Family with pets.

'Not here - home!'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Stormy weather

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Chasebook

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Laboratory Retriever

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Watchdog on Holiday

"Gesundheit!"

Hombre's Best Friend.

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"You should run for president."

When Dogs Rule