Dog Appreciation Expert Pillows

"Has anyone ever mentioned……" "Yes."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

A Good Year.

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

"I hate it when his yes man is on vacation. I have to come here every day for two weeks and wag my tail nonstop."

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

'Meet my significant other.'

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

Meet the Artist.

'What you call 'Random acts of kindness' we call our 'Daily dog routine'.'

Business cartoon about an inbox system.

'Cell phone? Send me the dog with the brandy!'

"He's my best friend – 74, bald, looks like a fat Sid Caesar."

"He's always been a little needy, but the despair is new."

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

'You talk about a clean dog!'

"I was just trying to be nice when I said their min-pin was cute and that I wanted one. It didn't mean anything."

"He's got an amazing sense of direction. He ate my GPS."

'He thinks some bugs are kind of creepy looking.

"Remember laps?"

'I don't care what you say...I heard him snicker!'

"Next time make two trips."

"He's my best friend, but not my BFF."

"Why don't you use your litter box?"