Dog Appreciation Pillows

Dog grabbing onto AWAC aircraft.

'Meet my significant other.'

"He's my best friend – 74, bald, looks like a fat Sid Caesar."

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

Wishing Well. I wish I was irresistible to women. Poof.

'You can't teach an old dog new tricks but you can teach an old dog naps'

'He thinks some bugs are kind of creepy looking.

'Cell phone? Send me the dog with the brandy!'

Dogs can smell the meaning of life from miles away!

"I hate it when his yes man is on vacation. I have to come here every day for two weeks and wag my tail nonstop."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

A Good Batch.

"Pick me!"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'