Dog Appreciation Expert Gifts

"Has anyone ever mentioned……" "Yes."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Theatre Masks and Butts

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

A Good Year.

Dog Park. Ernie, let me help you navigate the dog park safely. Thanks. Never ask the dalmatian if you can play "Connect the Dots." Don't discuss international politics with the Siberian Husky, or make jokes around the Greyhound. The Saint Bernard does not find it funny if you ask for his blessing. And most importantly, unless you schedule is clear for a week ... yeah? Don't say "yes" when the Lab asks you to play with that ball with him!

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

Waaahhh. Please, Milo. Stop crying. Look, Milo. I'm making a funny face. Waah. I'm waving my arms in the air! Waah. I'm pouring burning coffee on my head. Waaah. Waaaaaaaahhh. Look at this dog. Isn't it disgusting and hairy wairy? Humiliating on every level. Giggle.

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

"I hate it when his yes man is on vacation. I have to come here every day for two weeks and wag my tail nonstop."

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

'Meet my significant other.'

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

Meet the Artist.

'What you call 'Random acts of kindness' we call our 'Daily dog routine'.'

"I was just trying to be nice when I said their min-pin was cute and that I wanted one. It didn't mean anything."

'Cell phone? Send me the dog with the brandy!'

'You talk about a clean dog!'

"He's my best friend – 74, bald, looks like a fat Sid Caesar."

"He's always been a little needy, but the despair is new."

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

Business cartoon about an inbox system.

'He thinks some bugs are kind of creepy looking.

"He's got an amazing sense of direction. He ate my GPS."

"Why don't you use your litter box?"

'I don't care what you say...I heard him snicker!'

"Next time make two trips."

"He's my best friend, but not my BFF."