Canine Appreciation Gifts

A Good Year.

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Bad dog."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Australian Mobile Bar

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

Net Zero Superstitions

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

Waaahhh. Please, Milo. Stop crying. Look, Milo. I'm making a funny face. Waah. I'm waving my arms in the air! Waah. I'm pouring burning coffee on my head. Waaah. Waaaaaaaahhh. Look at this dog. Isn't it disgusting and hairy wairy? Humiliating on every level. Giggle.

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

"I hate it when his yes man is on vacation. I have to come here every day for two weeks and wag my tail nonstop."

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

'Meet my significant other.'

Snake offering 'Free squeezes'.

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"Man's best friend indeed."

Meet the Artist.

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"Good boy."

"Good evening, Mr. Bisley - do you remember years ago, the lion-cub you sponsored...?"