Canine Appreciation T-Shirts

A Good Year.

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Bad dog."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Australian Mobile Bar

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

Net Zero Superstitions

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

"I hate it when his yes man is on vacation. I have to come here every day for two weeks and wag my tail nonstop."

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

'Meet my significant other.'

Meet the Artist.

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"Man's best friend indeed."

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"Good evening, Mr. Bisley - do you remember years ago, the lion-cub you sponsored...?"

'I can talk to animals.'