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"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Your love gives me strength."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Are we there yet?'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

Puppy.

Examination.

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

"Gesundheit!"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"Actually, there's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Are those my slippers?!"

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

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