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Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Theatre Masks and Butts

Family with pets.

"Yes, one is a dog."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Laboratory Retriever

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Puppy.

"Actually, there's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Say cheese!

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Rabbits picknick

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

"I shouldn't worry if I were you. You have a habit of landing on your feet..!"

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

Musical Dog

"Get ready."

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."