Clever Pet Appreciator T-Shirts

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Cat and mouse

No Soliciting

"Say hello to my little friend."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

You complete me!

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Puppy.

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

Ostrich Curoisities

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Canine Comedians

Mouse with a cat cake.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"I could do that."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Are those my slippers?!"

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'Say Rex, isn't it time for your worming tablets?'

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."