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'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Laboratory Retriever

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Say cheese!

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

David Attenborough

Rabbits picknick

A Kangermoo

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

Romance gets off to a rough start in the Paleozoic era.

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Get ready."

Musical Dog

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

Puppy school vs. kitten school

How Platypuses Are Born

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

Chameleon.

"It's curiosity and your HMO won't cover it."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

Smart Asp

The real reason for Schubert's "Unfinished Symphony".

"I see you're still riding around in one of those peanut guzzlers."

'Can you do anything about this 'Turkey neck' of mine, Doctor?'

The four kitties of the apocalypse

'It's all settled. You get the house and car. You get the kids. And you get custody of the canary.'