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'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Laboratory Retriever

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Say cheese!

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

A Kangermoo

Rabbits picknick

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Musical Dog

"Get ready."

Romance gets off to a rough start in the Paleozoic era.

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

How Platypuses Are Born

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

Puppy school vs. kitten school

Chameleon.

Smart Asp

"It's curiosity and your HMO won't cover it."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

"I see you're still riding around in one of those peanut guzzlers."

'Can you do anything about this 'Turkey neck' of mine, Doctor?'

The four kitties of the apocalypse

Scientist: Flies are as dangerous as diesel exhaust fumes!

'It's all settled. You get the house and car. You get the kids. And you get custody of the canary.'