Mythical Creature Appreciator T-Shirts

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Elliot Ness monster.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Viking Loch Ness

Catasaurus

Diolch

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Unicorn Working From Home

Phoenix

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."