Clever Pet Appreciator Mugs

'He's so bright he scares me!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

No Soliciting

Cat and mouse

"Say hello to my little friend."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

You complete me!

No, I don

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Canine Comedians

Mouse with a cat cake.

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Ostrich Curoisities

Puppy.

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I could do that."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

'Say Rex, isn't it time for your worming tablets?'

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."