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'You know which one to push Peppy. Push one.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Puppy.

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Mice playing double bass

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Well, was the news good today?'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"You remind me of someone."

"She's a weiner cat."

"Man's best friend with benefits"

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

'Harry, do you remember how dull our lives were before we got the cat?'

"The interview went well, until the CEO question. Apparently, CEO is not the name of a 90s rock group."

Bird Watchers Club of America.