Clever Pet Admirer Pillows

'You know which one to push Peppy. Push one.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

No, I don

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Puppy.

"It's a good boy!"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Mice playing double bass

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"Are those my slippers?!"

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Well, was the news good today?'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"You remind me of someone."

"She's a weiner cat."

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

"Man's best friend with benefits"

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

"The interview went well, until the CEO question. Apparently, CEO is not the name of a 90s rock group."

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

Bird Watchers Club of America.