Talented Pet Admirer Pillows

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Labradoodle"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"It's a good boy!"

Artists Cats

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Mice playing double bass

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

'Well, was the news good today?'

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"She's a weiner cat."

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

'Harry, do you remember how dull our lives were before we got the cat?'

"The interview went well, until the CEO question. Apparently, CEO is not the name of a 90s rock group."

Bird Watchers Club of America.

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

Christmas Puppy Bow

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

'Because I have a thpeech impediment.'