Talented Pet Admirer Gifts

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Labradoodle"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Artists Cats

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Mice playing double bass

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Well, was the news good today?'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"She's a weiner cat."

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

'Harry, do you remember how dull our lives were before we got the cat?'

Bird Watchers Club of America.

"The interview went well, until the CEO question. Apparently, CEO is not the name of a 90s rock group."

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

Christmas Puppy Bow

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

'Because I have a thpeech impediment.'

Toucan in bird cage.