Pets Admirer Gifts

Dog chasing tire from auto accident.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Happy Hour

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Bears

"He's gone goth"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

TSA Noah

Spring Training

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Garbage in, garbage out!"