Unusual Pet Admirer T-Shirts

"I know it's bigger than both of us Daphne, but what is it?"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"It's a good boy!"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Mice playing double bass

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

'Well, was the news good today?'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"She's a weiner cat."

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."

Bird Watchers Club of America.