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"Thank goodness we chose a rescue cat."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Labradoodle"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Mice playing double bass

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Well, was the news good today?'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"She's a weiner cat."

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

St Bernard carries slippers to man trapped in the snow.

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

"The interview went well, until the CEO question. Apparently, CEO is not the name of a 90s rock group."

"Our forefathers died to give us our most cherished freedom. The fight to absolutely terrify every dog and cat in the land every 4th of July."

'Harry, do you remember how dull our lives were before we got the cat?'

Bird Watchers Club of America.

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

Christmas Puppy Bow

'Because I have a thpeech impediment.'