Pet Owner Appreciator T-Shirts

"Why don't you use your litter box?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Family with pets.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

Puppy.

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"Are those my slippers?!"

Mice playing double bass

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

'Well, was the news good today?'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

"You remind me of someone."

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

"Man's best friend with benefits"

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

"...That old fool thinks I'm a stick."

'We call him Fungus cuz he grows on you!'