Pet Owner Appreciator Gifts

"Why don't you use your litter box?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Family with pets.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

No, I don

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"It's a good boy!"

Puppy.

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Mice playing double bass

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"Are those my slippers?!"

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

'Well, was the news good today?'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

Waaahhh. Please, Milo. Stop crying. Look, Milo. I'm making a funny face. Waah. I'm waving my arms in the air! Waah. I'm pouring burning coffee on my head. Waaah. Waaaaaaaahhh. Look at this dog. Isn't it disgusting and hairy wairy? Humiliating on every level. Giggle.

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

"You remind me of someone."

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

"...That old fool thinks I'm a stick."

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

"Man's best friend with benefits"

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'