Pet Appreciator Gifts

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

"Remember laps?"

"I was just trying to be nice when I said their min-pin was cute and that I wanted one. It didn't mean anything."

'How long did you work as a cat whisperer?'

'Hey, wait a minute...'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'I eat, therefore I am.' (canine philosophy).

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

"He's my best friend, but not my BFF."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Family with pets.

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

No, I don

Laboratory Retriever

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

Puppy.

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"Are those my slippers?!"

Say cheese!

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

Rabbits picknick

David Attenborough

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'

Musical Dog

Waaahhh. Please, Milo. Stop crying. Look, Milo. I'm making a funny face. Waah. I'm waving my arms in the air! Waah. I'm pouring burning coffee on my head. Waaah. Waaaaaaaahhh. Look at this dog. Isn't it disgusting and hairy wairy? Humiliating on every level. Giggle.