Animal Appreciator Gifts

"That one, I think, is a liver spot."

The real reason for Schubert's "Unfinished Symphony".

"I see you're still riding around in one of those peanut guzzlers."

'Can you do anything about this 'Turkey neck' of mine, Doctor?'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Laboratory Retriever

Rabbits picknick

David Attenborough

Scientist: Flies are as dangerous as diesel exhaust fumes!

"Oh, you wanted help with corporate branding! Sorry, that is not the service I provide..."

'It's all settled. You get the house and car. You get the kids. And you get custody of the canary.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried, 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

Say cheese!

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

'Old icy fingers has touched me for the last time.'

Dog,Man and Teddy Bear

Musical Dog

It was his final wish.

"Get ready."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Skipping Horse

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'Bert's dog training.'

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."