Pet Antics Appreciator Gifts

"...That old fool thinks I'm a stick."

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Lactose Intolerant

'Bert's dog training.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Cat and mouse

"Say hello to my little friend."

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

You complete me!

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

A Tumble Cow

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Can I have flies with that'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."