Animal Antics Appreciator Gifts

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

"Well, they were the low bidders."

'If we didn't do so well in this easy box, they wouldn't have given us this complicated box.'

Skipping Horse

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

The Ostrich Syndrome: 'Who gets the check?'

'Uh oh... It looks like that darn snake is trying to convince her to eat our apple...'

'The footprints in the cheesecake were inconclusive, but my DNA was all over the peanut butter pie.'

'Oh no, the chickens have killed another fox.'

"When I asked to see your licence I meant your driving licence, not your dog licence."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'The good news is the cat came down from the tree just after the ambulance left...'

'Oh Lord, Jessop, what have we done?!'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

"We'd never get these little dogies to Tucson without a laser pointer."

Dog drawing glasses and moustache on lost cat poster.

Sitting Dog

'Can you hurry up! There are others who wish to use the toilet!'

New neighbours

'Remember me?'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'I see you've met my cat.'

I wish I'd never bought them that swing!

'Next time, you climb first!'

'Elephant Tug-a-War.'

'And what to tell our insurance company?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"You have a nice hourglass face."

'OK, I distinctly heard a SNEEZE!'

'What?....I was just clearing my throat.'

Riding Accidents

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.