Canine Antics Appreciator Gifts

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Bert's dog training.'

"I was almost that last year."

Cat and mouse

"Say hello to my little friend."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Social Distancing Club

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Remember me?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'Can I have flies with that'

You complete me!

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

A Tumble Cow

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."