Canine Antics Appreciator Gifts

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Lactose Intolerant

'Bert's dog training.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"I was almost that last year."

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Cat and mouse

"Say hello to my little friend."

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'Can I have flies with that'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

A Tumble Cow

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

You complete me!

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Ostrich Curoisities