Animal Antics Appreciator Prints

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

'If we didn't do so well in this easy box, they wouldn't have given us this complicated box.'

"Well, they were the low bidders."

Playing game on Cow.

Skipping Horse

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'The good news is the cat came down from the tree just after the ambulance left...'

'The footprints in the cheesecake were inconclusive, but my DNA was all over the peanut butter pie.'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Uh oh... It looks like that darn snake is trying to convince her to eat our apple...'

'Oh Lord, Jessop, what have we done?!'

"When I asked to see your licence I meant your driving licence, not your dog licence."

The Ostrich Syndrome: 'Who gets the check?'

'Oh no, the chickens have killed another fox.'

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

Veterinary Surgeon's waiting room, dog walking in through pet door.

'OK, I distinctly heard a SNEEZE!'

"We'd never get these little dogies to Tucson without a laser pointer."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Cow Striptease.

Dinner Mates.

'I see you've met my cat.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'Uh-Oh! There goes the neighborhood.'

'What?....I was just clearing my throat.'

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath."

'Heads up, Carl! Pinch runner!'

Riding Accidents

Sitting Dog

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

'He goes in my drinking bowl...'

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'