Pet Antics Enthusiast Gifts

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'I'm going out of business because he ate the lemon.'

"That's not the moon, you idiot ... it's a night light!"

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

'As soon as they go to bed, you eat the biscuits left for Santa while I drink the glass of milk...'

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Cow Blue Arrows

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

The First Cone of Shame.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'Can I have flies with that'

Pet Entertainers

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

'Follow that cab!'

Separation

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Barney! Get down!"