Pet Shenanigans Enthusiast Gifts

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

The First Cone of Shame.

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Pet Entertainers

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'Follow that cab!'

Separation

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

The Karate Kitten.

Dog Training.

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"He wants a second opinion."

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."