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"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Pet Entertainers

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Separation

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

The Karate Kitten.

Dog Training.

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

"He wants a second opinion."

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."