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"That's our paper shredder."

"He's been marking every frame. You should probably take him outside."

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"He was a sea rescue."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'Can I have flies with that'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

A Tumble Cow

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.