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"That's our paper shredder."

"He's been marking every frame. You should probably take him outside."

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Social Distancing Club

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Cow Blue Arrows

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"He was a sea rescue."

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

A Tumble Cow

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'Can I have flies with that'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."