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'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

'Honey, the 'best before' date on this zebra was over two weeks ago.'

Separation

'Never mind the geese-here comes the bull.'

What your pets do when you're not at home.

"Okay, now let's try one with you smiling."

'I love this web TV, and so user friendly.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'I'll take it!'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Yes, he's drinking from the bird bath, but I've seen him doing much worse! I caught him drinking from the toilet once!"

Bridge Toll.

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

Oh, this is all terribly wrong.

Sheep Road Block

Dog blaming a cat for a mysterious puddle.

Hedgehogs revenge.

'Welcome home, Tiddles...'

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

'Oh look, John, it's Chirpie who's been firing darts at the cat - and all this time we thought it was the children.'

'Gesundheit, gus.'

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

Learner cow.

Scared elephant paints a mouse.

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

I wonder what fiendish plan those two morons are plotting aginst me...

'The game was called on account of spot!'

'What's this? A cat at my pup's food dish? Oh, where is that dog when I need him?'

Joey felt like a piggy-back ride for a change...

"Leave the toilet."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"She did it."

"Is this your work?"