Animal Antics Fanatic T-Shirts

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

Skipping Horse

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

Cow Blue Arrows

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"He was a sea rescue."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Stubborn Horse

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Dog ignores angry cat.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

A Tumble Cow

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'