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'Congratulations on surviving another hunting season.'

'Thank God...Honey, I'm home!'

Cat knocked out by mouse - 'We need to toughen you up.'

Stubborn Horse

"They say our senses are so keen we can sense an earthquake before it happens..."

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Help! The squirrels gone nuts!"

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

It was another dramatic dog-fight between the deadly foes.

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

'Though only considered a mere maggot in his youth, Derek rose to greatness becoming King Turdhopper,the most beloved king of 'Turd Mountain.'

"My buddies there bet me a weeks' worth of leaves to come talk to you. Make it look good and I'll split it with you."

'Man that REALLY BUGS ME when a robbery call out turns into a WILD-GOOSE chase!' (Police chasing a goose driving a car).

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"My sister won't be long, she's just changing her spots."

"So, I'm in the middle of telling him something and he's looking right at me and just poops, then has the nerve to say 'What? I'm listening.'!"

A&E Department: "Take a seat!"

'If you think this is a zoo, spend some time in the executive offices.'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Dog's dinner.

'According to the note the duck left, he's liberating your balloon and is hijacking it to Cuba.'

Cat putting dog poison into rat poison box.

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

'Honey, put your ball down. I have a feeling our housekeeper is taking advantage of us.'

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

'Now look at what you did! You upset the garbage can and scattered garbage everywhere. Son, I'm proud of you.'

The Pick Pocketing Cow.

Cat scratches dog's car.

'So... Who's chasing who?'

'Frank! It's Back!!

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"Hey, wait - I think we're supposed to put stuff in a cart."

Mouse and garden magazine

Happy Entrails To You....